In the spirit of transparency and honesty I must submit another confession.
I am jealous. Actually, envious. In my own defense, I’m envious in a good way. I seek to merit such a position by my own hard work and application. Not that I want to cheat someone else out of theirs.
I envy Amos Van Hoesen in the cartoon strip “9 Chickweed Lane” by Brooke McEldowney. If you do not understand this, you don’t read the strip. Or you lack a soul. Whatever.